Paulina Gretzky begins her Masters quarter with a See-Through Dress.

April 2, 2024

Howdy- scooby – what a trip! And then, just like that, we’re in April. Now, by the way, is just the dumbest of all the time.

April Fools ‘ Time. But, so stupid. In this country, there are a lot of terrible things happening, but what we do today is by ourselves atop that terrible mountain.

And appear! Even our own leader is getting involved!

Delay. No. Sorry! That was n’t a joke. The real US President tweeted about it on EASTER SUNDAY.

This gentleman is such a moron that it almost seems unreal at this point. About. I truly dislike calling a US president an imbecile. I try not to.

I’ve often said, we may value whoever sits in that department – Republican or Democrat. We all need to support him or her because it is in our best interests to succeed.

But that little trick he pulled yesterday very many sealed it for me. Like a slap in the face. They’re mocking us, and if you vote for that in November, you’re a fake, to. That, I said it. If you do n’t like it, by all means, hit the bricks!

Simply kidding! Because Nightcaps users are sensible, I’m sure everyone in this category agrees with that speech. This ai n’t a safe space. It’s a reasonable area.

Pleasant to a Monday, the one where Paulina Gretzky ultimately makes her large Instagram comeback. Been a thus, Paulina. Welcome house.

Get a chair, next a beverage, and then carry on for the next few moments as we understand this initial Monday of April.

No jokes now – we begin with the cause everyone’s around, Paulina Gretzky

Welcome back to class, – and welcomed again, Augusta National! That’s correctly. The Masters will be on board when April arrives, and I have a feeling this year’s edition will be crazy.

After being put back together for the 15th day, you now have the Big Cat ( someone with the name Tiger Woods ) back in action.

You finally received an invitation to enjoy with the PGA dudes at LIV.

You have Scottie Scheffler in opposition to essentially the entire industry because he’s so much better than everyone else at the moment.

And, of program, you’ve got the PGA- LIV WAGs battling for off- the- program power:

March Madness is confined to an April tryst.

Welcome again, Paulina Gretzky! It’s been quite a cruelly delayed stop to the year for Paulina, I was real

I assume now that the golfing season is about to hit its top, she’ll check up in more frequently. I’m sure promise she does, Lord. Feel the same way about everyone.

Then, let’s go from the links to the court, where March Madness has dwindled down to an April tryst.

( Come on, that’s a good one! I surprise myself every once in a while, you know )

I told you on Friday that I thought this was a pretty “meh” tournament because UConn is just going to steamroll everyone, and what they did to poor Illinois did n’t really make me think.

Thank God we have an outsider to source for, though. This move, Wolfpack!

And how about these two Final Four athletes? Electric City:

Honest problem: what’s with all the Seems odd to me, best? I’m honestly asking, because I just have n’t watched that much. Like most regular Americans, I tend to test out after the second weekend of March Madness.

Regardless, the man seems really cool to me. Is he a peter? No explanation. He dropped an F-bomb following the trip activity. Is that the cause of his hatred?

I know he gets a ton of calls, but that’s also why I just ca n’t watch that much basketball. Too many interceptions, too many bells, very much downtime.

The man seems to hear what he’s doing – on and off the jury – and he’s got the approval of Paige Spiranac, so he’s A- Fine with me:

Sean Taylor, Vontae Davis and Rashee Rice

I mean, only an unbelievable film from Zach Edey, huh? No clue when it’s from, where it’s from, or what the deal is ( OK, maybe I know that one ), but it’s mesmerizing.

It’s even going viral on Twitter immediately, which means it makes our Monday training. Rules are rules.

When they eventually enter, the woman’s face is in the back? Epic. Compared to the actual entrance, how big is Zach in comparison? Insane. Mix in a tiny Paige Spiranac, and we’ve got ourselves a great Monday.

They ai n’t beating UConn, though. Nothing is. Shut it down then.

Rapid- fireplace day on this first Monday of April, and it’s all NFL. Second away? The rush was worthwhile with the release of the Rashee Rice picture:

From

Police confirmed to the Morning News that they were looking for 23-year-old Rice as the presumed drivers of a Corvette that was racing a Lamborghini before a collision that left four people with minor injuries, with two receiving hospitalization and two receiving treatment on the spot.

According to a representative for Dallas Police, the Corvette and Lamborghini individuals continued to drive after the collision without reversing.

I mean, for a fool. He ai n’t as dumb as Biden, but that’s pretty close. Being an NFL head instructor during the winter may be harsh. Visualize the constant stress caused by those soft guns being used for God knows what? Whooof.

I detest ending group on a depressing notice, but occasionally the news of the day just makes me shiver.

Now is the later Sean Taylor’s day. He would’ve been 41. He’d never and I mean NEVER be allowed in yesterday’s NFL, but that’s what makes him wonderful. Think this trying to compete in a sport that no more allows hip-tackling. Great success!

What a person. He’d Love today’s group. Hell, he’d stop. Would n’t blame him, either.

Eventually, the other unfortunate note out of the NFL nowadays…

Vontae Davis, a former linebacker, officially passed away at age 35, which is terrible. There is n’t much else to say about it right now, aside from the fact that the police reportedly discovered him unresponsive at his grandmother’s Florida home.

As a Dolphins lover, I LOVED Vontae Davis. He was quite damned good out of school, and had a few elite years.

We’ll always have fond remembrances of him, but it certainly ended badly when we cut him, then told him on Hard Knocks, and he immediately called his grandma ( a Hard Knocks HOF time, by the way ).

Here’s another on the way up. RIP, story.

Let’s get have a year.

OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p. m. ( roughly, we’re not robots ).

Did you miss Paulina Gretzky as much as I did? Email me at Zach. Dean@OutKick .com.

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